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[–] arran4@aussie.zone 1 points 1 minute ago

No one wants to be a good employer anymore!

[–] jwt@programming.dev 13 points 2 hours ago

In this loop 2 jobs get started and only 1 gets left. Anon is going to get real busy real soon.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I did this for a few years. "Oh, you are refusing to approve my vacation? K, I'll just quit"

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

I didn't do that exactly... but when my boss told me to do overtime during end-of-quarter crunch on a Saturday night shift (Sat 22:00 to Sun 10:00, factory jobs are fun), the next person I spoke to was my family doctor. She put me on a two-week compulsory medical leave with full pay and straight up told me to get a new job. Unfortunately I couldn't help the company meet their quarterly growth targets. The next time I saw my boss, I handed him my resignation papers.

Sure feels nice to live in a country with real labour laws.

I enjoyed the work itself. It was very autism-friendly. Unfortunately some absolute boneheaded decisions by the middle management wankers during the pandemic resulted in a huge backlog of orders, a shortage of parts, and a constant state of short-staffing.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 13 points 2 hours ago

Anonny gets jobs really fast, good for him