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Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls (theonion.com)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

*concerned German noises* goodness gracious, you live like this?

[–] its_me_xiphos@beehaw.org 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ja. Und kein Kaffee und Kuchen :-(

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

😱😱😱

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Like, we have super strict labour laws which forbid all shops, including pharmacies, from opening on Sundays.

But bakeries get an exception for Sunday mornings because we can't live without our fresh morning Brötchen.