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Bane Mask (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why does it seem like the goal of all this AI crap is "a computer for the illiterate"? For people who can't type. Who want to speak without being heard. Huge market for this.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

There's an obvious step down the line to make public education illegal. They'll still need worker drones to be able to operate computers to a certain extent, though. The full chatbot replacement fell through, so they're getting a little desperate.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sightly unrelated but I will say, I really like masks from a fashion stand point. They look good and reference a recent event.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Smh he'll be replaced by our 1000x dev, very soon.

Send cash.

Promise, 1000x

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 10 points 1 day ago

I can type at 150 WPM, what now

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ever wear a balaclava for extended amounts of time....just watching this be a breeding ground for germs lol

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm optimizing to stay as far away from this as I can, it just sounds like parody now, or since it's linkedin I guess a parody of a parody

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I look forward to hearing about how this company inevitably implodes.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Meh, wake me when they come out with the vadar mask with virtual screen, and noise canceling headphones with voice changer.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like it should have been posted by The Onion.

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[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I bet the humain centipede could use that thing, if he was there to code.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly kinda want one of these for taking meetings on the train

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

You could always try one of those "spec ops" mics that sit on your throat and work off the vibrations of your vocal cords instead of audible sound.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We need to bring back public flaying as a punishment.

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