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[–] zitrone@europe.pub 23 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

that is why you don't run random install script as root

i hate that so many tools nowadays want you to curl | sh for installing

[–] w33n1s@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Glad I'm not the only one. It's always the shell apps that use annoying emojis too

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

i hate that so many tools nowadays want you to curl | sh for installing

Using NixOS has the advantage of making me not want to touch these tools. If I can't install it reproducibly with Nix, I'll just look for an alternative :)

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 6 points 14 hours ago

This is from 15 years ago. How many more times will we have to see it?

[–] who@feddit.org 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

This entire thread is giving me flashbacks to my junior dev days and forgetting a where clause when updating/deleting database records

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

ah! yes ... little bobby tables we call him.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago
[–] Buckshot@programming.dev 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We've all done that at some point.

That sinking feeling when your quick update doesn't return immediately.

Good to get into the habit of wrapping your queries in a begin transaction/rollback until you verify the result 😁

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I was never able to fully form the habit with transactions. The guardrails I use are writing the where clause first and keeping my query tool in read-only mode for prod connections and only disabling it once I'm sure I need to make a change.

[–] SavvyBeardedFish@reddthat.com 137 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 127 points 1 day ago (3 children)

rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"* could be evaluated as rm -rf "/"* if $STEAMROOT is empty

Ah, good times.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

I love how someone committed # scary! above it rather than fixing it.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably a good idea to enable the nounset shell option when shipping commercial-grade install scripts. 😅

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or just include the trailing slash in $STEAMROOT, so that if the variable is empty, it will evaluate to rm -rf "" and do nothing.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

That seems like a more error-prone solution than the shell option. That would make it evaluate to rm -rf * which would probably delete your home directory, I'm guessing. And also put the burden of knowing the slash needs to be included on something completely disconnected from the expression. Nah, don't do it like that.

[–] fruitcantfly@programming.dev 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That really ought to have been the default behavior. Opting out only takes one or two extra characters. Well, three or four if you don't habitually bracket your variable names, which you should probably be doing anyways

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

Wow.

That's a nuclear grade 'oopsie' right there hahaha!

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jeez. Didn't hear about that one, back in the day.... wow.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Linux Gaming has had some interesting moments

[–] supermurs@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

"Just a prank bro!"

[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

I think I had accidentally deleted /bin with that script I had made when I was testing debian https://github.com/BlastboomStrice/3rdPartyAutoUpdater

[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do you mean? Hitting space while typing out a path is very much a typo. Am I missing something?

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago

They're jokingly implying it was intentional

[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah you missed the joke i guess

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"hahaha ubuntu users take this"