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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

This is at least the second time American crypto bros have used that word to name something and regretted it lmao.

The last one was a company called nonce finance https://www.ft.com/content/43b00d73-8a76-494a-8b5f-87dcab406ea5

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 1 points 42 minutes ago

Paywalled, doesn't even allow to view a word but the title.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Haha I hope nobody tells them what it means until it’s too late 😂

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 56 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Probably unrelated to this, but 'nonce' is a concept in cryptography (not the cryptocurrency-kind), a number used only once in a cryptographic operation.

Apart from the colloquial British use, that is.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 56 minutes ago

nonce did used to be an English word too meaning "of/at the moment" or "for one purpose" so Number used Once is actually a backronym

It derived from Middle English was "tō þen naness" which is roughly "best item for a purpose" literally, but is used to mean "something" or "disposable/temporary" in context.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

As someone from the UK who works in software engineering, the combination of meanings is always hilarious

[–] brap@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining, I only know nonce being used to refer to someone as a pedo so Noncefest certainly raised an eyebrow. I can only assume this guy was unaware of the meaning.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The slang term for pedophile is only used in the UK, hence the Americans keep doing this.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

We need to bring it to our own lexicon. It packs a punch. 😂

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

thank you i had to look up the british slang now, as I could only think of the cryptographic association

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

See, I never knew that. I wondered what kind of weird convention this is. 😂

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Nonce means something different to us folks in tech.

Still should've gotten paid up front by a crypto-bro

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 88 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a handful of dogecoin.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"No but look bro! I'll give you a bit of Dogecoin, and if you wait bro, they're going to be worth millions in no time bro! Trust me bro, I'm giving you much more than just money bro, it's the future bro!"

Seriously just reach in this jar and grab a big old handful of doge as many as you can carry they're yours.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 3 hours ago

Don't spend your own money on a friend or family member's pet project unless you're willing to consider that money a gift if you need to.

The 'cousin' part is the part that's tripping him up here. Any other business venture telling you "I can only afford to pay you if you redo it" could be met with a retort of, "That isn't the terms of our contract. If payment is not rendered according to our contract, I'll be seeing you in court."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Keep Your Cash In Cash and Your Money In Money

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 57 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is why the family rate is an added 25%

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

50% if they offer to help.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 hours ago

Nah, you give them the fuck off estimate.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

and could only afford to pay me if

Me, a business genius: "I'm getting in on the ground floor!"

Also me, "There's not a lot of money on this floor. Seems they've been keeping that shit up at the top."

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Politely but firmly tell them to pay up before you choke them to death.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 2 hours ago

On one level, it’s an epic cockup. On another, it’s a revelation of a deeper, more poetic truth.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

~~Mildly~~ infuriating

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Fitting for reddit.