Not sure what I did, but I'm on there.
There's other noodles on the list but not me :(
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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Are you a happy noodle or a sad noodle about that?
Im sadnoodle, i guess i m not woke enough
Honestly wondering whether the dev just didn't understand the concept of shitposts, because it appears that 99% of the blacklisted users are from here.
Honestly quite possible, there's a lot of users here who just don't understand the concept of satire.
Fuck I am jealous.
I gonna be brave and ask... What is tesseract?
It's an alternative frontend for Lemmy, so kinda like an app, but for desktop. I think.
And what is it all about those shitpost / haze against it?
There was a secret block list built into the software that wasn't disclosed to the users, the screenshot above is from that list.
It's a badge of pride for many, others are just confused as to why they're on it.
Hey look, there I am in the screenshot!
Welcome aboard!!! And ayy fellow sh.itjust.works bro ❤️
Ah yep, so you are. Congratulations!
It sounds like the guy has rage quit the platform over this, by the way.
I saw that, and when I followed the link to his farewell message, it opened a bunch of tabs and crashed firefox. Looks like he tried to put in a DDoS script in there. Just... wow. What a ride!
I wanna be on a list that isn’t federal ;(
I reckon, with that username, OP will also be on some federal lists
Same for me, but we are second-class citizens, compared to the people who got a regex on that list.
Fucking Violet of all people got a regex. What a snowflake.
I see a handful of people who hate her from time to time. Her biggest crime to my knowledge is being horny.
Some men have problems with female sexuality.
Some women have problems with male sexuality
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I was not cool enough for the block list :(
Me neither. I probably just don't comment enough personally.
How do you find out if you are on the list?
😂 I don't even have an account with numbers on the end but they banned that pattern on all hosts 🤣
How schizo can a mf be to check all of these accounts and ban them?
I imagine he just banned them all as he came across them. But yeah, definitely pretty unhinged behaviour.
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I'm so confused, I'm on the list but I don't even post anything controversial, popular, or interesting.
Why would they care about me?
hey, I'm not n the list that I can see, we can swap user names if you want your Teseract virginity back ?
I'm on the fucking list and don't even know these fuckers lol. Guess can join the made the list crowd.
Is the list being updated frequently?
Congrats dude
I wonder what I did to deserve not being on the list… :P
Not enough is my guess
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