God left that for me
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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A child of God is supposed to find the rich fuck of an owner (probably a criminal because who else has this much cash with them) and give it back. However, I'm not a child of an imaginary sadistic friend so I would take it, give the money to the homeless shelter behind my house and the animal shelter nearby, and bring the rest of the wallet to the police so they can deal with it.
Look for the hidden camera.
Thank you for this bountiful reward Jesus.
Honestly I'd try to find the owner and secretly hope they'd be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn't even get yoinked
I've lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I've done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.
The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they're at least somewhat of a decent person. Would've been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.
I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should've anyway), the cash was lost anyway.
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Since God doesn't exist the real question is "As a child of your parents, what's your next move?" And answer to that question tells a lot about the person.
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Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔
Fuck the wallet while saying a prayer?
Thank Him, of course
Cram it up my ass.
Check for ID. If there is none, then it's mine.
Well, I guess, if it's some place with like a front desk, I'd consider leaving contact info if someone comes looking. But, really, it's mine now.
If there’s ID, find the person. Otherwise, keep the cash. Wallet too if it’s nice.
PRAISE JEBUS!
I'd try to find the owner because I've never had anyone claim money I've found after that though buying a cool sword and off a car lone