Two chicks at the same time
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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Hookers and Blow, as God intended
Amen, brother!
Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says "Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk."
As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.
God works in mysterious ways. Papas getting a H&K mk 23
Tbh I don't need the money. I would probably hold onto it until I can figure out whose it is.
God helps those who help themselves (to someone else's money).
There's only two types of people who carry that much cash, and neither of them can afford to lose it.
It goes back to the person that lost it, no matter how much effort it takes.
How much do you guys think that is, assuming it's all 100 USD bills? 3000 USD?
If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.
Pick it up.
If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn't I have cool abilities and not need the money of mere mortals? I don't feel very god-like right now. Just sayin'.
Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.
Give them something fun to film…
Check the ID to find the address, then slip a tenner to pay for the taxi 'cause I sure ain't paying the fare from my own pocket
Cocaine?
😤
Return the empty wallet I found because I'm a good guy like that.
But really I'd try to get it back to the owner. That looks like a life changing loss on top of monumental stupidity, bad combo.
Donate it to AOC's presidential run
Hookers and blow
Two chicks at the same time.
Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.