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 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

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[–] phillybuster_parfait@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Transcription of image with list:

 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Thanks. Adding to description

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...

Will settle for being a Holy fool

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 hour ago

Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 minute ago

Oh, that's me! Former child 🤝

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the 15 at least.

Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure

I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.