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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls...😝

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Uh..I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Truffle salt.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You sir, are going to get me dead.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Girl, you got thisπŸ˜‰ Just a few extra calories.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They've started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

This, but with more toppings.

Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?

But then I can't eat the fire demon.

[–] bookie@quokk.au 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I fight my demons head on thank you very much. Seems quiet selfish to release them to torture the world. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage, I can take it.

[–] Akido37@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

OR a frost demon.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

I wish my tongue not get burnt

"Granted"

Burns finger

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago

"I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now."

drops it; it sets the drapes on fire

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

But I love taming demons with my tongue tho