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[–] MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Pretty sure the Hamster would be fine, didn’t Kurzgesagt have a video on this kinda stuff where they tossed a mouse of a skyscraper but due to the mass and size of the mouse it doesn’t reach a speed in which it dies on impact?

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

You can drop a mouse down a mineshaft and it can survive the landing, but a skyscraper has cross winds, which could easily get it moving laterally too fast to survive. A hamster is considerably larger than a mouse though, and just because a mouse could survive doesnt mean a hamster would.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hamsters are way heavier, around 150g, unless we're talking pups or dwarf breeds. That's around 6 - 10 times the weight of a mouse.

And they are a more compact shape with stubby legs and tails, which I imagine has negative implications for terminal velocity.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Size comparison:

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 weeks ago

Hamsters will die from looking at them wrong. I also know three childhood friends who had hamsters that died from it just walking off the bed

They are very fragile

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

Our hamster died from a 50 cm fall. I don't think they are as durable as mice

[–] wopalopa@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i had a hamster when i was a kid it was put inside a glass aquarium. my lil bro took it to our granma house couple blocks away. idk how but he lost his grip and fell to the ground. the tank glass shattered and the hamster died on the spot. im sure its not a height thing and more of a shock and stress thing

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

The US military has been collecting all the munitions grade hamster due to a shortage of depleted uranium.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

A wise man once said:

You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away, provided that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Mark Rober's squirrel videos also talked about it a lot.

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

At first i wondered how shitty the parachute must've been, but then I remembered that I had dwarf hamsters as a kid, not normal ones.

Also for some reason my mom made the mistake of getting a boy and a girl and they did exactly what you'd think. Except that the cage was too small for that many critters and the momma started eating the babies out of stress....

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

...

Oh! The hamster mom. Not your mom.

Ok, that's a bit less horrifying.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

I had that parachute action man, and I remember chucking him down a flight of stairs. Shitty, shitty parachute. The doll itself was surprisingly well made (I guess it was drop tested a lot during production?) but weighed a ton and the parachute was hilariously too small for it

We had one pet rat then my mom let me get another one of the opposite sex. Anyways we had really bad rat infestation before we sold that house.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dont worry she didnt eat all of them! I think we had like 3 or 4 generations of inbred hamsters before we finally got a second cage and segregated them.

.... as an adult i am staunchly against any "pet" that has to be kept in a cage or enclosure.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I witnessed the other side of that phenomenon. The babies ate the mom.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah rodents have interesting behavior like that. They have absolutely no qualms eating a friend or their own offspring if they need the resources.

I once had two mice. The next morning, I still had two mice, but one of them was missing its head.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

This happened when my brother and I got mice. He got a mouse, I decided I wanted a mouse. We forgot to check the gender...

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 33 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Huge parenting failure. Getting a kid an animal without teaching them the respect needed. I was so careful with my pets as a kid because I respected them as living creatures and I understood how big and scary a human can be.

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[–] B0rax@feddit.org 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Kids shouldn’t have rodents as pets.

And I had one as a kid…

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rats are great kid pets. But as any pet should be primarily be taken care off by adults, not the kids themselves

How else are we going to teach the kids responsibility?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 3 weeks ago

How else are they going to learn about cannibalism?

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

There is a ride called drop zone at the local theme park. When I was a kid, we'd win prizes in the arcade next to it, and often I'd get a parachute man and put him on my knee and watch him fall like 10 stories. No hamsters were murdered in my childhood parachute man antics though..

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This comment section is a trip.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me when we build the hamster colosseum out of Jenga blocks.

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