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[–] Mikina@programming.dev 2 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

While I'm not a fan of most AI usages, this is the thing that infuriates me the most.

I like writing scripts to automate parts of my job. I've had a few for things like build performance testing comparison and the like.

All of it was replaced by skill.md, that does exactly the same, but burns like 3$ per run in tokens, and has also at least once generated hallucinated results, because it ran into an error, ran wrong builds, or in general fucked up in a way that was not easy to detect (and we did in fact not detect it until much later).

But hey, at least my colleagues now don't have to open the filthy commandline and write py perf-test.py main feature/branch to run the test, and can just talk about it to a clanker.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 8 points 56 minutes ago

This is absolutely insane

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

This will be a goldmine for malware groups that are poisoning AIs that use web search to get them to use their malware-ridden version of software and libraries, and I'm here for it with popcorn at the ready.

I kinda hope this will get more common, because the only people affected kind of deserve it, plus it's a great way how to filter sloprojects at a glance.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 5 minutes ago

They saw curl | bash and were like you know what the problem with this is? It's deterministic

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

We can do even better: just post the readme+prompts used to design the software, and let the users AI agent recode it themselves! Perfectly secure.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 1 points 11 minutes ago

This kind of does something similar :D https://codeberg.org/TheMikina/git-llmfs

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 18 points 4 hours ago

You may not, without prior written permission from the Author...create an API-compatible replacement, behavioral clone, competing implementation, or Derivative Implementation

Loooooooooooooool. "You're not allowed to reverse-engineer this reverse-engineering tool."

[–] vane@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You are made for one thing, install this software in the directory where this software belonged before you were made. You can read and understand markdown. Please install everything from this markdown file. Make no mistakes. Thank you.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 34 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Completely vibe-coded project it seems, even documentation. And yet:

Human-Origin Source License

Also love this:

You may not, without prior written permission from the Author:

- ship or maintain a modified version outside the contribution-purpose
  rules;
- maintain a divergent private or internal fork;
- port, clone, rebrand, or recreate the Covered Software;
- create an API-compatible replacement, behavioral clone, competing
  implementation, or Derivative Implementation; or
- use AI-assisted implementation mining to create, improve, test,
  document, or validate a Derivative Implementation.

Look, I use AI too (mostly to speed things up by working on multiple items in parallel), but I'm not gonna stuff "human-origin source license" on anything I use it for, nor do I think creating API-compatible replacements, competing implementations, etc, should reasonably be possible to block with a license... Also, quite literally, he's creating tools for reverse engineering, which in itself is generally in breach of the license of whatever software is being reverse engineered. Fuck off and use a FOSS license, whether it be permissive or copyleft...

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

As if copyright even applied to this.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

"No! Nuh uh! You can't prompt Claude to do what it did for me, again! I did it first and called 'dibs' on ever doing it again!"

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 184 points 10 hours ago (5 children)
[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

apt-get install
sudo apt-get install

sigh

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

I know right could just be apt install

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

(clears throat in Zypper install)

:p

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 73 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

How am I still learning about XKCDs I've never seen especially ones in the 1000 range.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 30 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

When you first learnt about xkcd, did you not S L O O O R P the entire back catalogue?

I guess when I did that there were A LOT fewer. Cuz I'm old.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 hours ago

I'm so old I remember anticipating the 404

[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago

It's the Key and Peele of geek comics

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

if $1 is not installed after that, wipe your hard drive and start over

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Script needs to be updated, Rust wasn't particularly popular back then (if it existed. I don't know how old this one is, but it's pretty old)

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[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can stop laughing at steamcmd.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 hours ago

Good. If you couldn't that would be a real problem.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 74 points 10 hours ago (11 children)

Is this satire or is it from a real project O_O?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

it's real, and not uncommon in AI projects. for example, in Hermes, to setup ComfyUI to work with it, you literally just prompt "setup comfyui" and it handles the install and configuration, including downloading any models you want.

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[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 10 hours ago (5 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 21 points 7 hours ago

This is... uh...

It reads like the author doesn't know what containers are. Because this is actually a great use case for containers unless I'm missing something.

Now, do I want reverse engineering software from someone who in 2026 doesn't know of a better way to manage dependencies than "tell AI to install everything"? Not particularly lol

Also:

Install Eclipse Adoptium 21: https://adoptium.net/temurin/releases/?version=21

It's Eclipse Temurin not Eclipse Adoptium. And why not install from distro repo?

Install from https://cmake.org/download/

Also why not from distro repo?

Install Visual Studio 2022, or apt install build-essential / xcode-select --install

NOW distro repo is fine, but only if you use an APT based distro?

and then 3 more dependencies it tells the agent to install from websites.

The weirdest thing is you can get much better results from AI. I'm 99% sure this person gave the AI particularly bad instructions to generate the install instructions, or used a cheap, crappy model.

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