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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 29 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I know this is supposed to be a funny, but they are actually doing this kind of thing with their ebike delivery service. No license required, but supposedly must be 18.

So if you've lost your license because of multiple drunk driving convictions, amazon has a job for you.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Bike courrier would be such a great job. Not for such an evil company, obviously, but in general I'd love that job.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Don't forget, as a very squishy bike messenger weaving through endless cars driven by homocidal toddlers, that the ceramic in spark plugs goes right through auto glass, and they're certainly not something such a messenger would carry on their pocket β€”much like how U-locks are totally not hammers, just waiting silently from their arms-reach holster to defend you. 🫑

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A friend of mine worked as a bike courier and constantly had to deal with drivers trying to run him off the road. He eventually got hit, and broke his leg. It all sounded pretty miserable, but this was also before e-bikes so maybe it’s easier now.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 53 minutes ago

Hmm ... Bike Courier sounds more like an ideal job in a 15 minute walkable city. In most parts of the US, not so much.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, that's crazy. I wonder what number to call about those jobs. Just idle curiosity.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

https://www.amazon.jobs/en/

keywords like "Bike," "EBiker," "Cycler," or "Delivery Associate."

The Ebike is only used in dense urban areas.

Be advised, amazon's reputation is horrible. They really brutalize their employees.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 36 minutes ago

Fuuuuuuuuuck Amazon. There was another article mixed into this horror story with another horror story where "every day people" can invest in real estate. Basically, everyday people are paying for Amazon to buy out all of the extra real estate and price fix "the everyday people" out of living in great cities. Again, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Amazon.

Well they did put up some orange cones, so nobody would set on him.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I know, I worked there for almost a decade.