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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

I have seen Hitler without his mustache many times, but never Stalin. Took me a moment to recognize him.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

You've never seen the picture of sexy young Stalin?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

This feels like thinly veiled "both sides bad" shit

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Uncle Joe has an odd resemblance to Ronald Regan in the thumbnail.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

They unholy love child of Ronald Reagan and Alec Baldwin.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 hours ago

Mr. Hilter.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

If they are from two different states, why is it framed like they are opponents in one election?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

It's just their home state, not what state they are running for/ could be setting it up like a presidential election.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

They resemble Stalin and Hitler but without the facial hair.

[–] eyelevel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They're candidates for president

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 109 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I mustache them a question.

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago

I think I beard of them before

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

You get an upvote!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 48 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can you shave it for later?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This reeks of lies

I guess it's hearts of iron iv. Good game, mods are all over the place, you can demolish the Confederacy

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 63 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The first one looks like they're stalling. The second one looks like they're a heavy hittler.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Nah, these people are Americans. Mr. Hilter is from North Minehead

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I'm being told we need to Vote Blue No Matter Who.

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess if those are the only two choices? Both farther left than anyone they've backed since Obama.

[–] eyelevel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

*Fuhrer left.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, harm reduction is paramount. You must vote for and support the candidate who'll kill only 700,000 people. It's a moral imperative, because 700,000 is less than 5,000,000. Harm 👏 reduction 👏.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You must vote for and support the candidate who’ll kill only 700,000 people.

Unless, of course, they decide they need to kill 800k. Or 1M. Or 5M. Or 10M.

But hey, the other guys were going to kill more, we swear.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think the other guys have proven how willing they are to kill people dorectly with policy changes and made up reasons to bomb brown school girls.

Its actually almost exactly as bad as kamalas campaign said it would be, but her campaign ran on very little past "plsplspls dont let them" without any substance.

Simply voting for harm reductions sake would have prevented quite a bit of what we're seeing today

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

Harris campaigned side by side with Liz Cheney, repeating all the same talking points that paved the way for our wars in Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq.

I've seen absolutely nothing from the Biden interregnum that would lead me to believe a Harris government wouldn't have slaughtered countless people for threadbare reasons.

And liberals would be defending it, while conservatives complained about incompetency.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Vote green for your spleen

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No, purple for your turtle.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

McConnell is dead tho

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Vote orange for your syringe.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 6 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

This is actually a very easy choice

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I heard one of them killed hitler.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yep. A murderous, authoritarian tyrant who's reign only lasted 12 years vs a murderous, authoritarian tyrant who continued to oppress people for 30.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Get them to stand single file?

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 1 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

One of them defeated the Nazi party and Hitler. The other one was in fact Hitler. American propaganda would have you forget all the accomplishments of the Soviet Union, but you can't actually take that away from him.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 0 points 31 minutes ago

You actually can take that away from him because the only accomplishments he has is in causing mass deaths.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Nazis also did good work on road infrastructure but I don't think anyone should focus on that.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Stalin divvied up Poland with Hitler before being stabbed in the back. You're right he defeated Hitler but not before they were pretending to be buddies at least.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 8 hours ago

between two genocidal dictators that teamed up but betrayed eachother because they suck even amongst themselves?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There is a Pennsylvania in Austria?

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

No but there might have been one in Germany if the rest of the world hadn’t intervened

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Anti-Philtrum bipartisan alliance