Not just gold, but a warm and fuzzy feeling!
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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They are full of ram
DDR 3, 4, or 5? Soldered or seated?
Merino.
64 gbs of ddr6. Stick ons. Just slap them on the motherboard anywhere
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Yes.
the ram, storage, gold and copper found in the cameras can be scrapped and worth several hundred dollars. just ask the datacenter companies how much ram cost now.
Of course they're not full of gold, they're full of candy.
The trick is to eat the candy. Your body's digestive system will convert it into golden nuggets
Yeeees our campaign has suceeded
Oh sure - thats what they want us to think!
See, flock made one out of every ten full of gold but they look just like all the others so you can’t tell until you break ‘em open. These losers saw a breakdown video of one with no gold and were all “oh man there’s no gold in these wah wah wah”.
Nice try tech press!
They're full of gold rams. Kneel to your god and pray.
They're full of gold to Google, that 'gold' being all the mass surveillance they have.
There's spiritual gold collected when you cut them down. It's golden for the soul
Are they full of RAM?
64 delicious GB. Over $800 retail.
Stfu that's worth a it alone.
I mean they could be. We don't know.
Enough have been cut down that we do know. And they are, indeed, filled with gold, titanium, and other rare metals. A couple people were noting that there's a Nvidia 5090 64GB card, too.
That's even better than gold! Lol