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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago) (1 children)

I admit, I'm tempted to read the AI answer when I search something; but holy crap is it a patronizing waste of time. Just now I was searching about a game and the long page of AI answer essentially boiled down to "kill stuff to get stronger," like brah, I know, I'm trying to look up exact formulas here, you piece of shit.

My questions are never answered by it, and when it tries, it's wrong even with follow up info. Man I really could live without it, lol.

Edit: oh, and this is a relatively new game but on both Google and Bing indexes, the first page and a half are clearly AI generated. Same boilerplate nothingburger answers. No surprise the search AI isn't good, it's regurgitating other AI answers. MAN I could live without it.

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

The stupid thing about ai's seems to be that they are so confidently wrong/guessing when they don't have the slightest idea. Almost like they've been told to never say "I don't know".

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 hour ago

Does this guy actually think the average AI-hater is also addicted to it?

That person probably exists, but they're nowhere close to the majority.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 51 minutes ago

Tell me you’ve completely forgotten how to do your job without telling me you’ve completely forgotten how to do your job.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm imagining we are horse breeders in a time where automobiles were not perfect for transportation yet and horses were still everywhere.... Not wanting to see a future potentially making us obsolete in our current job is making many people at least blind to the benefits of LLMs and at worst ignorant of the future. Some of us might still be able to drive horse carriages for old times sake, but the rest...

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 minutes ago

Or, following your metaphor, we think cars are useful but don't want everything to turn into American suburbs. Which seems to be what companies are currently pushing AI to.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 hour ago

If you don’t use AI of course you won’t miss it.

I use AI and still want it to fuck off.

SpoilerIt’s integrated into some systems I use at work and while it can be handy I wouldn’t give a shit if it was gone tomorrow since it’s better for humanity as a whole if it’s gone.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

I like LLMs even with their (big and inherent) flaws.

However, I also don't like it to be sprinkled everywhere. I want affordable smaller LLMs that run locally on my own hardware. RAM prices right now make that financially impossible for me.

That way I'm the one who has to deal with the flaws (even more with smaller LLMs) and the energy prices but on the other hand it's private and I have sovereignty. Nobody can turn off features or change the model or increase subscription prices or change the API or steal my data.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Stupidest question I've seen in a while.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 50 minutes ago

There are no stupid questi…

Ok, there’s at least one stupid question.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm fine with giving up something I never used.

And, from what I've read many of the people who use it for work only do so to appease their idiot bosses.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

it’d be annoying for like 2 sec giving up better auto complete when i’m writing code (keywords: when IM writing code), or “intuitively find and replace non-identical things based on what i just did”

and then id get over it because i could buy RAM again