Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I've been taking steps to avoid them

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I’ve developed a fear of negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Uplifting joke

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What about ~~broken escalators~~ temporary stairs?

RIP Mitch

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

[–] Bismyth@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

[–] blindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 4 days ago

Well, at least you didn't take flight.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What is there to fear in those steel shredding teeth?

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

What steps?

Because if they are in a different building, that’s just wrong.