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I put my finger up to my eye to try to imagine what this would be like.
No, thank you.
Eye to eye contact is different, wetter
No tears formula. It's fine.
I am now.
Look at me. Look at me.
I am your eyeball now
Kimmmmay, look at me, look at me, look at meeeeeoaa
I physically cannot look at this without wincing. This is vile, well done.
Apparently Japan had to do a PSA to stop people from licking each others eyeballs.
Yes, regardless of type.
Finally, we see eye to eye
French butterfly kisses
I LOOK DEEP INTO THE EYES OF THEIR SOUL AND I SAY biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttchhh
- Floats away in space *
You said that? You said "bitch"?
>.>
<.<
Y-yeah i said ^(biiiitch)^
...Huh?
I know, I just tried to quote Key in that sketch saying "Huh?", as if he hadn"t quite heard the question :)
Peele: "You said 'bitch' though."
Key: "Hm?"
Peele: "You said 'bitch'."
Key: "Yeah."
It happens a second time in that sketch with their roles swapped
sorry haha
Ah yes the brain worm transfer method.
I have autism so yes. It feels really intimate, so I'm uncomfortable unless it's a person in my inner circle.
Through this lens, yes