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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fail2ban crashing on 3 seperate days i tried setting it up then one day i did the exact same thing an it worked

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

One time when I was 10 my PS2 wouldn't work so I threatened to punch it if it didn't work again. It didn't work so I punched it. Then it worked.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Loving the character development arc.

[–] kfh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

Then you tell people about it on IRC and become known as "the dead mouse guy".

But the maximum nickname length on the IRC server is limited, so you settle for "deadmau5" as your nick.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

Fitting a NAS on top of my cupboard. Been reconsidering putting it there though, may hide it under a table somewhere instead.

I should note that I haven't built the nas yet because of these space constraints.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not selfhosting, but I remember standing in a server room with a hands' width of water on the ground (and rising), and hastily shutting down servers where the water was already in the case. It were big towers (Compaq Proliant, if anyone remembers), and luckily the board, drives, and PSU were in the top part of the big tower cases, the drive bays at the bottom were empty.

We got all equipment out safely, and we did not get electrocuted, either. We left with the last equipment when the water level was approaching the knees.

[–] blueduck@piefed.social 2 points 38 minutes ago

Did you try turning the faucet off first to stop the water from rising while you were working?

[–] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 26 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

No mouse problem, but I've had to take measures to prevent cat-related downtime. Cats and power-button at the top is not a good combination.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Instead of cat proofing, you were supposed to get a server room dog...

[–] irmadlad@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

I have two server room dogs. An English pit, which is my seizure dog, and a Jack Russel. They shed, especially in the summer months, and the floor sweeper gets a daily work out, as well as keeping it out of equipment enclosures. It's not that I hate cats, they are nice as a pet in your house, just not mine. LOL

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I had this problem I disconnected the power button on the motherboard.

[–] 16mhz@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Cant you just assign a different action to that power button instead of messing with it internally?

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

You can for a click, but no way for the long press, as that's handled on a lower level

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

Connect to spray bottle aimed at..... well nope.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Aha, I disabled the LEDs by unplugging them from the motherboard, you could do the same with the power sw plugs

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 hours ago

I’ve got Pfsense installed on a device with 6 RJ45 ports. 0 is wan, 1 is lan0, 2 is lan1, etc up to 4. Why I have multiple lans is somewhat tangential.

One day it rebooted due to a power outage and WAN worked but lan1 and 2 and 3+ were messed up. I’m still not entirely sure what happened, but the second physical Ethernet port was non responsive at boot and Pfsense just assigned the ports as if it never existed. I moved all the cables over one except LAN and it worked just fine. Except that of course in the troubleshooting i had moved all the assignments around and broke it thoroughly, so it took a while.

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

I thought that heatsink and fan was a spindle of CDs! I thought that was an interesting place to store them I hadn't seen before...

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

My server once randomly kernel panicked once (and only once) and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that a ram stick (too poor for ECC) had gone bad. Also took all my proxmox backup server backups with it because the validation would always fail (also due to the ram stick). Still worked fine otherwise lol

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I hosted shit for about ten years before really understanding how local dns worked.

Imagine a primitive society that discovered literally every major modern scientific achievement, but somehow missed the wheel. That's basically how my first setup went lol.

[–] eco_game@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I have heard of local DNS multiple times now and been selfhosting for many years, but I'm good with my 192.168.178.39 :)

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

It opened the door to pihole and unbound, then dns certs, man... everything's so nice now lol

[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Also mouse not pictures

I was frantically searching for it, then i opended the post to See if the comments found it ...

[–] Gekkonen@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I'm sorry. Have this picture of a lime hawk-moth caterpillar I saw the other day.

https://plantmonster.net/pictures/phone/PXL_20260813_122831209.jpg

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

For a while, the windows machine I was using kept randomly becoming unresponsive (both via network, as well as the keyboard+mouse) and I just could not figure out why. Everytime it did, I'd have to force a shutdown by holding the power button until it shutoff, then press it again to start back up. Sometimes this happened while I wasn't home, so it had to just stay offline until I was.

I got sick of having to do this; so I replaced the power button with a transistor and a RPI. The PI would ping the server every 5min; if it failed to get a response 3 times in a row, it would trigger the transistor for 10sec, release for 3sec, then press and release again; forcing a poweroff then starting the machine again. It'd also write these events to a log file. I think it was around twice a week ish.

Never did figure out what the cause of the lockup was; but it stopped when I replaced windows with Debian.

[–] waldfee@feddit.org 2 points 8 minutes ago

Using an RPi with a transistor almost seems professional... ITAPPMONROBOT

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I also had a machine that would randomly crash on Windows, but not on Linux.

I'm pretty sure it was some sort of hardware failure, as it also sometimes failed to boot Linux. But if it booted Linux, it would be stable until I shut it down.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

Sometimes Linux handles faults better than Windows

Typically dmesg shows error when the hardware is acting up

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Never did figure out what the cause of the lockup was

the mysteries of closed-source software

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[–] nnullzz@lemmy.world 32 points 6 hours ago (9 children)

One day, our internet just stopped working entirely. Our ISP was fine, router good, but no outside connection and I couldn’t access local devices. I have two Unraid servers. I took a quick glance at them, they were powered on, all looked ok. I decide to power cycle everything. Still no internet. Then I realize that I can still access Google from my phone when on WiFi.. hmm. That would mean… an issue with pi-hole!

I begin to try to diagnose from my phone with a hotspot to my computer. I’m getting warmer but some things just aren’t making sense. I go back and stare at the server running pi-hole. Then it fucking hits me.

I have the pretty odd and totally not ideal home network. I have plans to upgrade everything but currently I have two wifi networks tied to the same WAN. One network is run off of access points so I can get Ethernet to odd areas of the property. The Unraid server hosting pi-hole was connected to an AP and the Ethernet cable I used didn’t have a clip, so it just barely unseated itself from it, breaking the connection. The router+pi-hole config meant also breaking the internet if anything happened to pi-hole or that server. I swapped it for a better cable and it all instantly started working.

Spent that weekend sorting out the network so it doesn’t happen again. It was definitely a head-scratcher.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I keep one Physical Pihole and one in a container, be sure yeah, this happens.

[–] rimu@piefed.social 19 points 6 hours ago

It's always dns at least half the time

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[–] danielquinn@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

At my first-ever tech job back in 2000, I was given a little Celeron desktop computer to do my work: mostly writing some ColdFusion and cutting up images in Photoshop. For the most part, the machine worked fine, except whenever I scrolled down on a webpage in Netscape, the box's PC speaker would start screaming. I tried to ignore it, but I was in a small room with two other nerds and it was getting really annoying.

One day, my frustrated colleague decided it was time to investigate. As part of the process, he noticed that there was very little air coming out of the power supply fan port. "Must be a busted fan and that's causing an overheating alarm" he declared. We unplugged the box, popped it onto my desk, and opened it up. The internals were pristine. No dust, nothing. The computer was practically brand new after all.

We were just about to crack open the power supply (not recommended, but we were getting desperate) when my colleague noticed that something was wedged inside the fan... it was the biggest (dead, thankfully) cockroach I have ever seen, at least 10cm long. For context, this was in Vancouver, Canada. Those just don't exist there.

My colleague jammed his screwdriver in there to grind up the cockroach carcass, then plugged the box back in. After a shittone of dessicated cockroach guts spewed out the back, my little computer was operating normally.

As best we could guess, the monster crawled into the fan in Malaysia when as was assembled and somehow got pinned in there, died of starvation, and then stowed away to Canada.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 5 hours ago

And this is the way bioinvasor species spread - most of the time they don't come delivered inside of PSUs but simple crates, which improves their survivability lol

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 62 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I lost a raspberry pi for a couple months. Just couldn't find the darn thing. It was working fine serving away.

Turns out it was in the basement. I forgot I moved it to be closer to my tilt Hydrometer.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, good thing you wrote this. I'm about to give one of my printers away and there's still a pi inside

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

OctoPrint (3d printer)

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[–] blurry@feddit.org 20 points 6 hours ago

Cat vomit... my cat hit my raspberry pi.

[–] barcaxavi@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You don't need a mouse for a server. Just SSH into it, duh.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Now now don't sshush the server, it's doing the best it can, okay? It gets hot in that box...

[–] Decronym@lemmy.decronym.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 44 seconds ago)

Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:

Fewer Letters More Letters
AP WiFi Access Point
DNS Domain Name Service/System
ISP Internet Service Provider
NAS Network-Attached Storage
PCIe Peripheral Component Interconnect Express
PSU Power Supply Unit
RPi Raspberry Pi brand of SBC
SBC Single-Board Computer
SSD Solid State Drive mass storage
SSH Secure Shell for remote terminal access

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[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well at home i only have problems with spiders in my racks, not like the racks i have seen at work. Highlights are toiletpaper, chipmunks+nuts and worst in a school server rack a gun.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

The gun is for the printer if it tries its bullshit one more time

[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Not self hosted but at work: after an update to both our firewall cluster nodes they both acted wonky, restarted 5 min after booting, ssh connection wasn't working half the time, dropped packages... the problem persisted through multiple reboots, support had no idea.

the fix was to pull the plug entirely, wait 10 seconds then power them on again. on both nodes we had this behavior and both worked again after losing power for a few seconds.

seems that even for business appliances "have you tried to turn it off and on again" is a viable solution.

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