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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Damn FAM!!! Get 'em doggie!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Donating money to food banks instead because they can make their money go further than you can prank

[–] kesslerpartyatmyplace@anarchist.nexus 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I. Gonna prank some homeless people tonight by getting them high as fuck. I dosed a bunch of blunts with weed and I'm gonna go hand em out later.

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

They never see it coming!!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 61 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine the look on their faces when they realise!

[–] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Omg they gonna be so pissed!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

I used to think pranks were harmless and funny but this is just sick

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalism hates this one trick

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

on the contrary, they love that shit. Gives them an excuse not to legislate poverty away.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 16 hours ago
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I want to make something like this for my place, maybe a few, but I’m afraid of them being vandalized because I live in a conservative area.

I’m considering killing two birds with one stone by making it clear that they are under surveillance… by the people across the street who have a ring camera, and those are part of the law enforcement network.

Also I’m basically always home so not that much of a concern, really, I guess.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

just add a Jesus somewhere on it or near it, or some bible verses about helping the unfortunate. If vandals do still vandalize, then they'll have to angry religious people to worry about

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Matthew 25:40

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you think conservatives would vandalize it? I have a hard time imagining that happening in the conservative area I live in.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Because there's a few little libraries near my place, and when someone is caught vandalising them it's the kids of the conservative family (also the adults, but mostly the kids) in the neighborhood.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

As someone who lives in a highrise full of impoverished people, please stop pranking us with canned goods.

We have a pyramid of both canned and dry beans in the lobby. No one actually eats them, they just get thrown out to make room for more nonperishable goods the next food bank run.

I'd guess about 20% of what actually comes from food pantries and donations gets used and that's from perishable/frozen goods. We didn't get to this level of poverty by being pragmatic and resourceful.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 hours ago

That's sad to hear

Beans, rice, and potatoes are the major cornerstones of my diet.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Get the Sikhs around to make up a giant pot of stew for everyone.

[–] GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

(Sign) I wish, but it’s all we can do these days

Eat those beans and canned food or starve

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Don't feel bad. My neighbors aren't opting to starve, just fortunately live in an area with enough food resources that even in the lowest national income bracket we can be somewhat choosy.

I've thought about making bulk pet food out of all the waste, because presently it just accumulates until the pyramid gets ridiculous and has to be thrown out, but it's always there in the lobby just in case someone is at that point of mental illness or just broken in spirit that it might be their last resort. Or maybe their recipe calls for 10 pounds of of chic peas. Eh.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

(Gone wrong)

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is that one of Mamdani's new trash cans?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Fucking commie trash(cans).