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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I had to live with my dad until I was 24 and found the experience excruciating. Can't imagine making it to 38

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

I moved out at 19 and it was the best decision I ever made. My 2 younger siblings stayed a lot longer and apart from the cheap cost of living (it was pretty late that my dad started charging them rent and even then it was barely anything) I really never understood how they put up with it

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

yeah, i had some friends who lived at home for a couple of years after college... all they did was complaint relentless about their parents. but they also just refused to move out because they didn't want to pay rent or have roommates and would tell me I was a chump for paying rent and have roommates, and then I'd say how not living with your parents is the best. and they'd get so mad at me and not talk to me for a couple of weeks.

still, some people actually get along with their parents are are friendly with them and like being around them. blessed bastards, they are.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

bout what Id expect out of a chan

[–] raven55six@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

May a person never become this incompetent. ☮️

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

go to work for wallyworld. aint much but better than nothing

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

There is a lot of valuable materials inside flock cameras that can be sold for profit.

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[–] Naive@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

What is this template?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago

I moved out at 17, got married at 20, bought a house at 22. I also have been working since I was 12. After forty years of working, I still have nothing saved except some home equity.

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