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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Maybe good for gay men who are doing surrogacy and want two kids but can't decide who to be the father. Probably not how she had her kids but yk

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Super fecundation is the socially acceptable word for gangbang?

[–] skrik@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Adriellen Barbosa Lima, 22, who was shot and killed in Mineiros, in southwestern Goiás, became known for a rare case of twins with different fathers. At the time, the young woman was 19 years old, and her pregnancy resulting from heteroparental superfecundation was the 20th such case recorded worldwide up to that point.

Adriellen was killed on April 20 at a house near the Buena Vista housing development. Joelson Ribeiro da Conceição, 23, the young woman’s partner, is the prime suspect in the crime. As of the latest update to this report on Wednesday (29), he had not been located by the police.

Mãe de gêmeos de pais diferentes é assassinada em Goiás | G1 https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2026/04/29/mae-assassinada-em-goias-tinha-ficado-conhecida-por-caso-raro-de-gemeos-de-pais-diferentes.ghtml

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ah... of course... a gene-test...

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

To add to the other comment, albino babies have not been treated kindly in the past

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago

A lot of people haven't been treated nicely because of some gene defect. And albino doesn't even come with any mayor disabilities.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I know you're joking but I've heard of weirder in my family, a majority of the time we pop out looking pale and pink but on rare occasions some native DNA will come to the surface and they come out tan. Hasn't happened in a couple too many generations so I suspect the native blood has become too thin but with an ethnically mixed enough population this could happen relatively frequently.

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Jea i know that can happen but still think its kinda funny. What do you mean by native?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Native American, most of my ancestoral branches have had good relationships with the tribes we've encountered over the last 500 years give or take since the oldest American branch has been here. Sometimes we intermarried, hell at least one branch outright became fully integrated into the Cherokee, got some ancestors in one of their grave yards back east and have some pictures of my last ancestor born amongst them.

Best I get out of the deal is that I tan a bit better than your average person of non-Metis Scottish diaspora.

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks very interesting. I'm German so I don't immediately think of native Americans.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Fair enough, personally I kinda forget that others don't immediately think about them, so it kinda works on the other side of the coin as well.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Boss Babies

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 168 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I googled it so you don't have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don't know if these pictures are genuine.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 11 points 19 hours ago

the pictures are fake, the kids have same skin color.
https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well...

~~also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂~~ edit: the kids have same skin color, see comment below for source

https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I've heard of this way before AI was a thing.

And rare thing happens often, if the sample size is large enough. Only every milionth person would still be 8000 people on the world.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

rare things do happen. my point is not that it didn't happen, but that here you have ton of ai slop presenting multiple different fake images of supposedly same story.
among other things, it does not seem to be the case that the kids were one white, one black - the woman decided to do the dna testing when they were 8 months (if they were black and white, it would probably became suspicious sooner). she fucked them both on same day, but it probably wasn't random one night stand from the bar, because she was able to reach both of them for the test.

this is as close to original source as i have found, interviews her attending physician: https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2022/09/07/gemeos-de-pais-diferentes-medico-explica-a-superfecundacao-heteroparental.ghtml

translation: firefox built-in translating tool

The woman bonded with two men on the same day and became pregnant with both. Doctor Túlio Franco explained that fertilizations in different eggs happened in a matter of a few hours between one and the other.
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The mother of the boys explained that the children are very similar, but that doubts arose regarding the fatherhoods. When they were eight months old, she did the DNA scans with the man she thought was the father. The result was positive only for one child.

She then remade the exams, which confirmed the paternity for a child. “I remembered that I had been related to another man and I called him to take the test, which was positive,” says the mother.
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According to her mother, the father of one of them took over the two boys and made the records in the registry office. "He takes care of both, helps me a lot to create and gives all the necessary support they need," he said.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don't. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The picture is not real though.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 0 points 13 hours ago

And that negates nothing I said.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having a half twin brother is wild

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

"Were twins"

"You dont look like twins"

"Mom liked to party"

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 110 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the ~~48~~ 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I think he was slut contextualizing

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

One of them murdered her, so probably not that good...

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago

Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's my "I'm being lifted by the nut sack" face, too.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A brother from the same mother

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