Hitman. Interesting. I'll be having vast physical capabilities but I won't be able to settle and kinda forced to kill
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Demon’s Souls. Shit.
So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.
Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.
The factory must grow.
The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".
Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.
I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.
All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.
A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.
Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.
I'd be V in Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.
Honestly I think it depends how locked into the story you are? Like if you're waking up during one of the prologues, esp nomad/streetkid, I'd imagine you can just walk away from the story and live a "normal" life. But is Keanu already in your head trying to take over? Or do you just wake up at Ch1 with Jackie trying to get you killed and a bit of a chance?
I saw this as more you just get put in place of where you last left off playing
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ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.
Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
Well, i guess i'm getting blown up by a Creeper eventually
That damn unicorn from Peggle.
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.
Factorio engineer.
The factory must grow.
+1 me too...
Warframe, so both awesome and fucked.
Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through an old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.
Timberborn, so I am a busy beaver.
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Kyle Crane from Dying Light
Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.
Cool.
about a couple hundred dwarves?
Well, last game was fallout 4 so... Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)
I'd be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!