Elden Ring… Idk if i could force myself to eat a raw dragon heart but without dragon communion spells, I know I’ll die much more frequently

Bg3. Guess I have brain worms, which is on brand

Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.

I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!

Kratos

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. So yeah, I'm super fucked.

Although, I would be a cyborg (Skitarii) with a pretty sweet collection of servo skulls and a cool weapon, so I've got that going for me.

Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.

I'm just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance's account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether... oh, well. Still pretty good.

I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite timeline in the Citadel

Hell yeah.

(I'm playing the GC version, though, but yeah.)

Democracy has arrived!

Cult of the lamb.

Well I'm a cult leader which is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?

Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.

MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)

If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I'm gonna be ok, otherwise it's gonna be misery. I can't handle seeing the game's pigs in "real life". They're scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.

Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I'd do alright. If not, then I'm fucked

I'm the little purple alchemist from Noita (See my avatar) and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives. On the bright side, I'm putting explosives everywhere.

Death's Door. A cute game with beautiful, but somber and hostile, environments. I'm probably fucked.

Tears of the kingdom. I think I've met with a terrible fate.

Freeciv. So... Conqueror of the world?

Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.

Escape Room Simulator...

I'd be stuck in escape rooms forever

Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it

Tears of the Kingdom, so if you'll excuse me I have to go build a wacky contraption.

Mechwarrior 5: Mercs

I've got 1.3 billion credits in the bank, that much again in assets, and a full roster of the biggest baddest shootiest rooti-tootiest mechs around. I'll be fine.

Hornet from Silksong, I think I'm in trouble.

Project Zomboid. Oof. 800+ hours and I still suck at it. I'll be dead within a month.

Edit: This is how you died.

Forza Horizon 6. I guess I’ll just drive around Japan in a Porsche

Recettear. If it means I can just reset from day one every time I fail, I'm going to be stuck in an infinite loop of capitalism hell. So, I guess it's a slight improvement over real life.

Brotato. Ummm, I think I'm in trouble..

HBS Battletech.

Not too bad actually. I'm late enough in the campaign that I'm rolling with multiple heavies and assaults, have something like 120 million C-bills, all my pilots are maxed out, and have Star League tech in almost every chassis.

Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.

The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.

World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.

Fire emblem three houses. So pretty awesome as lady Byleth, depending on the choice i make. But no matter what im a super powered advisor to a world leader witha hit girlfriend (Dorothea).

Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.

Dicey Dungeon. I'm rather fucked.

Currently have all episodes completed except 5 from the Witch and 3 from the Jester.