Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.
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workers and resources: soviet republic, currently in the year 1927 so i'm stalin rn.
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
I think being the protag is arguably the best scenario here, assuming I survive the tutorial. The rest of y'all are very fucked, though.
What a coincidence. I was playing SMT V. I guess that means I eventually kick your ass.
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Well, I could either never die (Starship Simulator), or die before I'm level 12 (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup). I'd hope to be on the ship, lol, exploring
Damn... This will be hell... Repeating the same day over and over until I snap and become the most hurtful person to my most loved ppl. At least the ending is good when it finally ends.
In stars and time
Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no
The guy from postal 2
So I will be a necromancer in Elder Scrolls Online. Coolio, I just got to remember not to resurrect anything near towns, lol
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My Elf Witch in DOS2. I'll take it.
MISTER CHEF
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.
Cloud Strife... 7/16 experience I guess.
Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.
...Wreckfest?
Suddenly, I am John Helldiver. I am dead within 2 minutes of drop.
X4. Spaaace. I'd be fine-ish.
Well, anyone have a pocari sweat? I'm low on secondary.
Euro Truck Simulator 2, not sure if I could drive a truck in real life.
I'm now sora from kingdom hearts, I have no clue if that's good or bad since I've never really played the game before
I... Guess I just became Clementine
I... Am STEVE.
I AM NOW A GOD!
That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
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Well shit, I was playing dying light 2 yesterday. It's mildly better than the other game I've been playing Pathogenic which is a rogue lite where you play a pathogen trying to kill the scientist who made you in a lab.
Think I'm pretty screwed either way to be honest. At least I'm dying light 2 I get to be human and do parkour so that's cool.
Well I'll be off to some quality karaoke and then I'll go fight a tiger
Restory. So I’ll be fixing retro electronics and listening to chill music.
Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.
Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?
RIP AND TEAR!
Easy street.
Final Fantasy XIV. While the world falls apart around me, I’m gonna go fishing.
Palworld. Given the records of all the dead people on the islands and the entries about how the pals are, possibly pretty fucked.
Can it be the exact play through? My family and I are playing through the Pokémon series from 1-7 on hacked ds'. We're doing a sort of meta thing there we can carry Pokemon we beat the game with between games, we just have to reset their level each time. We can also pick any Pokemon as a starter, and if we bring 10 Pokemon of the type we like and 10 with move we want, we can cheat a move.
I just made my childhood proud by finally beating Pokemon blue with ghastly/haunter/gengar as my starter. She got to learn payday along the way.
Fuck Micah...
So I'm a helldiver with an expected lifespan of 30 seconds. Ay least being shot in a big bullet sounds fun.
Wordle? not good. I get to do have 10m of fun every 24 hours.
Wait, that's not notably different then IRL right now and i get to do nothing for 23+ hours.
Among Us.
I'm so dead. And I'll be expected to finish the workday even after I'm dead. Worst. Work environment. Ever.