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[–] brap@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Snowrunner. I guess I'm running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.

Civilization VI I guess ruling an empire would be nice

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Looks like I'm getting thrown into the role of a Red Army soldier during the battle of Seelow Heights. RIP

Mass Effect 3. Oups

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, that might be a bother. I'm in the completely wrong climate.

[–] jackintosh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Who even is the main character in Fortnite? Agent Jones? peely?

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.

For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”

I am so fucked

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

how do you define main character in a hero shooter? is it just the hero that I have the most playtime on the one that I was playing most recently or the most popular in the community

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while

[–] libewa@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Turing Complete's main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don't prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Kratos, I'm cool with it

WW2 Rebuilder. I'd be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I'd be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.

[–] heliotrope@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Space Invaders. Looks like I'm shooting some spaceships!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.

Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.

The last thing I played was... Oh no...

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.

The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, being more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.

[–] ShovelDad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm Nathan Drake. Life will be exciting lol

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?

If not that, then Paralives, and then I'm just me again except successful and less lazy

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, Heavenly Principles, please rid me of Paimon!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys..?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Think tuberculosis isn't as bad a diagnosis anymore than it was back then.

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I'm a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I'm the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There's a chance I'll fall off my horse and die when I'm 18 like my mother though....

[–] Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The Simpsons hit and run.

I think I'll be fine.

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Quake.

I would be so fucked.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Dang I only play cdda and I constantly die because I get bored and rush heading into dangerous situations

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Tarkov. I'm done for. The only thing going for me is my hideout is built up so technically I can live off bitcoin farming and have traders deliver me food until it all blows over.

Abiotic Factor

And seeing how I'm not a scientist, I'm going to have a really bad time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have phenomenal god-like powers, but absolutely no personality to speak of when I wake up in the body of Kliff from Crimson Desert.

(to be fair, tho, they have slowly been adding new dialogue lines for him to give him a personality)

[–] Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Mindustry

Guess I'm conquering 2 alien planets and destroying their species

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Renryuu Ascension, so it's me that'll be doing the fucking.

But seriously, that game has so many different mechanics that I'm 100h in and I'm still not done with the main story. The CG scenes are pretty meh with no voice acting, though.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is cs2 terrorist a main character?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Depends, did you run away with the bomb and go the opposite direction of your team and end up compromised and dropping the bomb somewhere the other team can easily camp? Because if you did all of that, you're are definitely a bot and not the MC.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Granblue relink? Am I Djeeta cuz that’s what I picked or do I become male captain whatever his name is? Or do I get to pick?

Idk if I have her abilities and sheer luck then I’m fine. If not, I could probably make a life in folca and be ok.

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