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"This guy knows his stuff" (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50972557

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

5 is being generous. At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

as long as it's before stocks vest, so you end up not getting half of what you signed up for at hiring

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.

Is this an accidental pun? Netflix often prematurely cancels shows if they don't meet their hand wavey profit target

edit: oops, looks like this is an intentional pun

[–] PeroBasta@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

No its not an accidental pun are you crazy to ask?

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As a former Microsoft employee, I have noticed they seem to be left out from these shit tech companies in memes like this. Not sure why. They are beyond awful.

I was terminated for working with other Microsoft employees that were attempting to hold Microsoft accountable for their support of Israel and it's military infrastructure and the Palestinian Genocide.

Fuck all these tech companies. But fuck Microsoft too. They just laid off thousands of people last week. No Azure for Apartheid.

[–] T4V0@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Because of the acronym FAANG.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Since Azure has no hesitation to be used like a slut, apartheid and whatever trash will use it… if the price point works for them.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 12 points 2 weeks ago

That guy is clearly an expert.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

At least he’s realistic. However, it’s unrealistic this brown noser would even get an interview. They seem to…I just don’t know anymore.