Means to deceive : programmer

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 74 points 3 weeks ago

[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d like to see AI sit thru a 90 min retro

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lol 90 minutes.

I sat in a retro for 10 hours.

my boss' boss told my boss if it happened again, they would be fired.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I only had one job with scrum as a daily part of it and we had a 30 hour planning session once a quarter (over 4 days)

I can't even imagine a 10 hour retro.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

tbf after the first hour it became a meeting for process improvement, and then became a planning meeting. doesn't help that we had seven people crammed into a 5ftx8ft sized room with no windows, no ventilation, and an old school halogen powered projector.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Can an AI do the mandatory annual HIPAA training? I think not!

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 31 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Litterly saw and had an interview where they ask for "experience in vibe coding". What has this world come to...

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bullet dodged

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Not yet. Wasnt accepted nore rejected yet. Xd But yeah i wont be thrilled. Though this job may also be better than no job

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Lol yeah, I've accepted some pretty bad jobs to avoid not having one

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your spelling is making me bemoan the world where you are in charge of an AI in control of something important.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't live in a english speaking country. Or grew up in one. Let alone work in english.

So; my english spelling is irrelevant...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Take my job, please!

[+] eyekaytee@lemmy.world -19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Whats hot about it? This is the most obvious thing ever; most people hate AI.

If you dont hate it for personally inconveniencing you/ruining your favorite service/being shoved down your throat, you hate it for stealing your local water supply/increasing electricity costs/being loud as fuck/increasing computer costs/expediting climate change/stealing from artists.

That being said, liking AI is very right wing, and right wing people only understand memes, so memes are the best format to convert them

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody hates AI outside Reddit and Lemmy.

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Most people

Until you put down your phone, leave the house and realize nobody cares.

Blaming AI for “stealing your water” instead of the mayors who accepted those data centers is the most lemmy thing ever.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Right, but the core of that idea is that AI is what the water is being used for, thus hating AI. Yes, mayors/governors primarily, but AI is what it's being used for and the water being stolen is the reason to hate.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

There's plenty to hate

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well these platforms actually suck though. Probably deepseek (the whale?) too or is that the fairly trained local one?

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

deepseek is censored, you must be thinking of Mistral or something.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah probably I don't know any from any

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