>Helldivers 2
... No thanks, I think I'll stay poor.
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Ok wow rejecting democracy much? SMH
I'm rank 175 40 minute excursions into hell are one thing, but I already live in an authoritarian, kakistocracy dystopia in the real world, I do not need to live in one turned up to 11.
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Stardew Valley? I mean... Sure.
Persona 5, so deeply pessimistic, cynical japan
RDR2 for me as well. At least there's options. I would probably play it safe by ditching the gang before I contract tuberculosis and just live as a hunter up in the mountains. The mechanics of the game would make that quite easy compared to IRL.
Alternatively, the epilogue does seem nice.
Tunic! So, cute but also deadly?
I opened elden ring for the first time In years Yesterday, there could be worse games, plenty of safe places to hide
Kerbal Space Program. I'll probably die but at least I'll (likely) get to see space and go out in a blaze of glory
You'll sit in a capsule for all that time in interplanetary space or abandoned on the surface of some celestial body. Pray that there's no life support mods installed. In any case, you'll go mad
Frostpunk... yeah no
Darktide. Yeah I'm not taking the money.
music is illegal but i get to beat up cops
Portal 2 cooperative edition. My partner may drive me insane, but at least I am virtually immortal.
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I don't think I'd survive 5 minutes, let alone a year being bombarded with blocks from Beatsaber. Unless I can stand next to the track.
Hmm...
Not bad, I guess. At least if I'm in my own city, we're pretty set, food and water are both being produced onboard. I guess I'm a bird person now?
Baba is you I think was the last one. So like, I could become all walls or space, or might accidentally make myself nothing… so a fraught existence for sure
I would be in Slime Rancher 2. I would be doing pretty alright! I can stay at my ranch and tend to my adorable slimes.
Hol up while I download LSL5
Factorio. It would be pretty nice but I'm not sure my human me is prepared to deal with the bugs... A tough decision.
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I don't even know what would happen with Balatro, do I get to be a Jimbo? Could I be Blueprint, or do I just get to the something useless like Matador?
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Stay a while and listen!
That actually sounds pretty ideal. I'd just do what i do in the game anyway. Ride my horse, pick flowers, collect skins, camp. Occasionally go into town to get supplies and unload my furs.
But I'd end up in Spiderman. Do i get to be Spiderman or just some shmo on the street?
PUBG. Im gonna get murdered a lot, but at least death isnt final, given respawns exist. At least the pubg maps are quite large and interesting to explore.
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Witcher 3. I might be a little fucked, but I think I'd have fun before I died. Maybe I could get lucky and be one of the rich folks in a city and live peacefully for a year.
Just HAD to play a Helldivers 2 match last night didn't I.... Well I mean zomboid with 1 out of 5 zombies being a runner probably ain't gonna do me no favors either.... I'm boned
Runescape is so easy nowadays that this seems fine, I could avoid combat skills and become a fisherwoman, eat lobster all day.
Looks like I picked Power Wash Simulator back up at the right time
Playing as myself, I wouldn’t survive 10 minutes in Megabonk.
Megaman battle network 3, im in heaven
Making food and stuff. Hoping the killer happened before me. The Game is "Kiosk". Shot Horror Game - can recommend
DayZ. I'm dead, unless I can find enough bullets and a car to stand on top of.
Getting mauled by a farmbot IRL any% wr.
how's life there?
Honestly, pretty grimdank
oh no yesterday i was testing something and opened minecraft with only the 'nox: renoxed' mod installed
this is gonna be fun, as long as i can respawn and am not a human in the game
Well that depends, am I the "main character", if so do I start at the beginning or where I left off?
I mean, either way in satisfactory I don't require sleep or food or drink, unless I take damage and need to eat some nuts or berries. So just avoid the local wildlife until I get the hover pack.
I remember my first time playing and not wanting to wander too far from the grassy spawn because of all the hostile fauna and unfamiliar terrain.
Now with the hover pack, a full island-spanning rail network with power pylons, dimensional depots with packaged fuel and a jetpack, I'm constantly zipping across the place and half the time I have no idea where exactly I am but I'm just hopping over the wildlife and on the off chance something hits me and I'm offended, I'll toss a nuke at it before flying off.
I just unlocked the nuclear pasta milestone and am currently working on getting the nuclear power situation sorted while I wait for my very slow factories to pump out the space elevator bits.
I could do without ADA trying not to sound like GLaDOS-lite, but I can live with an annoying bot.
The other game I played today was Project zomboid, and as the title card says every time you start a new game, "this is how [I] died"
Legit didn't even last 5 minutes in my starting character in a new world today. Looted the spawn house, leveled a little bit of carpentry and cooking, then got bit in the fucking driveway because I miss-timed my swing. I had a shotgun and axe, too...
I get to live in medieval Bohemia for a year? Jokes on you I do reenactment I'm all about this shit.
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Well, I would be royally screwed. I cannot explain why at all due to major spoilers, but I would be stuck in Pokemon Rejuvenation. If you have played the game up until the current final chapter or at least know the story, you know why I am royally screwed.
All I can say is being in the official pokemon game with the most villainous and successful evil team would be paradise because at least I know nobody really ever dies, NPC or otherwise.