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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

I don't understand men who don't like Bush.

Both Sixteen Stone and Razorblade Suitcase were phenomenal albums.

[–] JapaneseJudas@fedinsfw.app 29 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it's disingenuous to act like it's the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don't care if you don't shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don't really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It's a sensory thing. I don't like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I've sucked this is a non-issue either way.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Try sucking a tiny dick like mine that looks like a mushroom barely popping out of a shag carpet and get back to me.

[–] JapaneseJudas@fedinsfw.app 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Pass, but thanks for the offer!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don't find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

Some dicks have hair on the shaft, not fun

[–] Johnnyvibrant@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Kate Bush is a great artist

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 11 hours ago

Be runnin' up that road, be runnin' up that hill, be runnin' up that building... If I only could.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He wasn't that far from the worst

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He's in the bottom ten, but is currently being overshadowed by someone in the bottom five.

That makes him look better by proxy.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Okay I gotta see your bottom ten list.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

From bad to worst:

10th: Nixon

9th: Bush

8th: Wilson

7th: Hoover

6th: Tyler

5th: Harding

4th: Pierce

3rd: Trump

2nd: A. Johnson

1st: Buchanan

[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

As a non-american, I'm surprised you have presidents on-par with Thump.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

How is Reagan not on that list? Half of the problems in the United States could be traced back to him.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

but after I trimmed all the bush in my yard, my deck looks bigger.

I will soon post a deck pic.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago

I am looking forward on your deck pick, I really enjoy a well maintained deck.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I'm just sick of 'Running Up that Hill'.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 0 points 9 hours ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me more about the original context.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

It's better than the rest.

[–] titty_wizard2@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Machine Head

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

You're not going to find a lot of people openly discussing enjoying the younger bush, if that's what you mean. Rightly so, just saying. But most people don't care TOO much if you like the older bush.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

At least the people that liked Bush Sr. were overruled by the voting populace.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Fair enough. That's more senior bush for me!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The nut usually isn't far from the tree.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Totally. There's always a good nut to be had under a tree.

[–] titty_wizard2@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Bin laden certainly enjoyed him. Should’ve seen what he said about his goatish buffoonery