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[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 3 days ago

I use Debian Stable and I don't have anything pictured there. Anyhow, it's getting late and I still have wood to chop and basketmaking to do. /j

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do use Debian stable and I do still use a calculator like that and a wallet I repaired many times.

If they're still working just fine, why replace them?

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Here's my actual wallet.

I bought it for $25 in 2009 and have carried it every day since. The fabric in the cash pocket has separated from the leather and the plastic window for my photo ID is missing. My wife told me I should buy a new one since this one's so worn. I said, "Why? It still works perfectly." Not a knock against her. We just have different ideas about the meaning of durability.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I am in this picture and I feel awesome

Shifted to Debian from Ubuntu a few weeks back for my core infra. It could be a placebo but Debian feels way more snappy.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Debian feels way more snappy.

I see what you did there.

No advertisements in the CLI, you say?

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

It's a '96 manual transmission for sure, wallet's maybe 10yo, never cared for consoles and have some manuals laying around.
I've replaced some stuff with my smartphone though and prefer Devuan, Slackware and Gentoo. Of course Thinkpads.

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I feel called out. Except my mechanical watch is a vintage USSR Podeba. And my 2001 car is a Lexus.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel there should be a classic leatherman utility knife in here too lol

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I feel at home in this photo. My beard has turned 1% more gray this blessed night.

The key differences I have come from the fact that I am drawn to the "chief engineer turned goose farmer" future even more than the "greybeard recluse inventor" one. I

get to use a Debian machine at work all day anyway, plus of course the home PC runs it. With KDE there is nothing that feels old about it unless I check when the kernel was released.

My car isn't THAT old but it's on its way. I drive an almost 15 year old mazda3, which we have owned for all of those years. I just did my biggest-yet DIY maintenance/repair when I had to replace some disintegrated-yet-seized brake hoses in addition to pads and rotors and flushing the fluid. In my driveway, no garage. I got a bunch of new wrenches and vise grips!

The mazda is an automatic since we originally bought it for my wife. But it was right after the company debuted the Skyactiv stuff. Among other things like great fuel efficiency, that means the transmission locks up the torque converter as often as possible. And it has manual shift mode. So when you're in gear holding some mid-range RPM, you do still feel that direct powertrain connection between engine and wheels.

Part of me is casually keeping tabs on the "fun" new car models out there that still offer a manual transmission or DCT. But another part of me is constantly noting to self how I already have a nearly perfect old familiar car that is fun and practical for the whole family. It has low mileage for the age and a good maintenance history. And it is $FREE versus $30,000+.

Aside from the car difference, I have cast off a bunch of little devices and accessories thanks to my conscious efforts to be less connected and more about experiencing life at my natural pace. I no longer wear a watch, ever, even though I definitely have the chunky leather wallet. Also no glowing visible clocks in the bedroom or family room. And no big stereo because 95% of my music listening is via headphones at work or working outside in my yard.

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[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago

Y'all seem cool as hell, you should leave your basement so we can meet sometime.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have damn near everything in this photo except it's a 91 Honda accord and I don't have a PS2, I have an original Wii. I feel suspiciously called out.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My real car is a 97 Honda Prelude, and yes, it is a manual. When my 2012 Civic had a dead starter motor, that Prelude was my daily driver for six months until the weather cooled off enough to actually do the job.

The Prelude is definitely more of a project/weekend car. Every car guy knows you never project your daily, but I feel pretty comfy dailying my project lol

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Dude, that GE clock is the best, that watch is also solid af. Plus look at all those nice old receivers, I bet they sound great.

Also what’s the hate on the tire gauge? Does another kind exist other than a slide stick? Does another fancier kind even need to exist?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Stick pressure gauges are bad.

Bourdon pressure gauges are the only pressure gauge to get. (Not bourdon brand but one that uses what is known as a bourdon tube).

They are analogue AND reliable over the long term.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Name something I can’t do with Debian stable.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty much any experimental Nvidia feature. By the time you have it working you aren't on debian anymore and have basically butchered the distro beyond reasoning.

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[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 14 points 3 days ago

The Toyota XV10 Camry is the best car ever produced and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Wait. Are you my Dad?

[–] QDgwZjQYdfbnMdMNQ@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

Wow, I actually have the exact same radio alarm clock as the one pictured in the top right.

[–] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As I grow older, I began relating to this list more and more. But as one who is born closer to the 2000’s and raised by a sheltered, buys-only-brand-names parent; I find myself paralyzed when attempting to buy from used goods vendors that these things are only found at these days. Judging if “they’re still good” is a skill issue.

(I also use Ubuntu for similar reasons)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

It's missing daily medication for old age related illnesses and glasses.

I'm in this picture based on vibes, but don't possess the goods listed there.

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will brook no argument regarding Hamilton field watches. Buy one, wind it, wear it. Start living a better life.

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[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

May someone explain the audio (or video, idk) cabinet stacked like a 20u rack? Why so many devices? What would each be for?

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

That is where my wallet went, you dick!

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 7 points 3 days ago

I don't mind at all if people think I'm old, I kind of am.

Thing is, fancy new containerised packages have really changed the dynamic here.

I don't care if gnome is 5 years old. Everything I actually use is up to date.

[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I feel seen. But I have a PSP, And my alarm clock is a squeezebox.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

The mint | opensuse | fedora | arch | gentoo | freebsd | openbsd | void | devuan | debian pipeline is real.

Maybe nix will pull me from depths of stability soon before I get overconfident, try LFS, and promptly switch to pen & paper.

(Or try bedrock linux and spend rest eternity in the purgatory equivalent of distro-hopping)

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[–] FE80@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The future is fuckin weird.

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