Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 6 days ago by Danika7@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Better make such things as simple text

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

TRANSCRIPT:

(Pictured: a sky, approximately half covered in white, fluffy clouds.)

Question: What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Answer: Thunderwear ☁️🙂

I am a volunteer transcriber

[–] mk_machinist@lem.cochrun.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Good point — I had the same thought reading this.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Alternate: It's a mist-ery

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

That’s what you call them when they have had to many beans