I love me a good, fresh undressable lunchable
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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also it says .78 lb but then the price is given in money per kg.
also no currency?
edit: oh wait am dumb. it says .78 per lb. still no currency though?
Fruit dicks
uncut
Banana
I can certainly trust that those are indeed long yellow things.
They can't legally call it a "Banana" if it's less than 50% banana...
(joking. inspired by "cheese product" and "frozen desserts")
Since some point around 2020 markets are carrying "chocolate flavored candies" and "mixture for preparation of coffee flavored beverages" here in Brazil.
Prices you can trust
Names that you cannot
This post is bananas.
B...A-N-A-N-A-S
I think this is named this way due to an executive order.
Americananas
*Americpineapple
That's a weird conversion rate
Bahamas
Long Yellow Berries.
Not to be confused with Long Green Berries
A seedless grass seed.
I always thought it was in the bean family
No you're thinking of peanuts.
Well, I am now
Are legumes beans?
...are they not? I thought it was just a fancy word for bean.
I looked it up and beans, lentils, peas, and peanuts are subcategories of legumes.
So all beans are legumes, but not all legumes are beans.
They are bandanas
Makes sense, Banana has been trademarked by Dole since 1977
The store brand Curved Cylinder Tubes are usually just as good, sometimes better.
They go great sliced on to crispy hexagons.
Unless they come from the Banana region of France, ...
Bohnahnaz
OH! I know this one! Those are 4011's!
Grocery store machine coder here...
Bertfingers
Standard units
Wait what store is that, I remember almost that exact label about 15 years ago except it had a £ getting cut
I think this is NoFrills, a Canadian grocery store. Also, it has the large per-lb and small per-kg price shenanigans we have.
School bus
Guinea Cucumbers
They used to be Short Green Things.