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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As an Italian, this speaks to me

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 10 points 1 day ago

Perfect tool if you need to sprinkle some basil or some parmesan cheese

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Imagine two Italians are arguing, and then one whips out one of these for extra emphasis lol.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Ooo and that's a nice model of an amino acid chain!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the beads are to get the peanut butter out of the jar.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Do you pull the beads out fast or slow?

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 16 points 1 day ago
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Can also be used to wave at Italians

My husband owns something like this, apparently it's a nice back scratcher in addition to chip fetcher. Versatile!

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

The crevices between the fingers get poop in them if you don't clean deep enough.

A real person can open their fingers to wash their hands easier.

[–] logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And gonna give you free leaches of plasticizers during the life of the toy🫠 2 for 1 combo

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

There are better ones now. That is more of a shame fist. Where some middle age dad gets a little too adventurous when he has the house to himself for a night or two.

It gets used once, hard, and tossed out. While Dad tries to pretend that it isn't in the trash when the kids get home.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 days ago

Pringles fetching is a hand job

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally a tool for all those tigth spaces!

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

Really tight spaces, well previously tight spaces.

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago
[–] arti@mk.absturztau.be 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's also great for stuffing a turkey.

So many uses around the house!

Pringles are so expensive

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Flips can, puts the next stack on the lid.

[–] Ghost_Mermaid@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Oddly enough, that was my first thought too.