Programmer Humor

Throw some angel investment cash at this guy already!

laughs when reading this

cries when paying thousands of dollars for DLSS

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I compress my meals by putting them into a blender to liquify them before consumption!

Remember that Sloot thing from late 90s?

That’s … redefining the word I would think.

All fun and games until you post a story about how clumsy your dad was and now all your photos are updated to show him as just a giant thumb...with thumbs for arms, and legs, and hands and feet, and fingers and toes. Just all thumbs, all the way down. Like tripping on acid with Rita Repulsa.

Well actually....

https://www.nature.com/articles/s42256-025-01033-7

Lossless compression by LLM

The fuuuucking annoying part is that these weight trained models would be perfect for translation models, compression, etc. An llm is already kind of a really efficient lossy compressor but you could actually make it lossless and an actual compressor if used properly. But instead people are literally telling llms to translate instead of training models that are for translating. The technology isnt the problem itself, its the industry and capitalism.

I know this is a joke but honestly if an engineer figured out how to make a Jpeg 600 bytes it would be impressive (obviously don't destroy the original even if all worked right.)

Lossy compression, don't mind.

I suspected everything the moment I read 13-year-old-boy