This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Meanwhile I got the nickname Kraut because I gassed myself at home cleaning the bathroom and just kinda kept going with a makeshift gas mask. My friends were over at the time and witnessed me throw together a whole getup because I was not dealing with that shit later.
I thought black underwear meant horny.