this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Feel this in my bones. I enjoy reading books, but they go down the memory hole fast for me, especially names.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a strong case of the "My eyes were moving correctly but i was thinking about lunch for the last 3 paragraphs"es

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

finally, an honest bloke appears.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

if you are like Anon it's because you read too fast. slow the fuck down and maybe you'd remember relevant details.

Rocinante! Can’t believe I remembered that. That book is a hoot.

[–] butsbutts@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

horsey mchorseyton

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I read that as house and was confused by the comments for a while

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