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submitted 8 hours ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Which is ironic as we were standing at a bus stop

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[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

But that's not ... oh.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 5 points 5 hours ago

I only understand train station

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 hours ago

Irony is a lightning rod on top of a church.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's really simple. Irony is just like bronzey and goldy, only it's made of iron.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 hours ago

But nothing like a zincy, that's where you wash your hands

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Irony is the part of armor that goes between your thigh plates and your shin guards.