Aristocles & Aristotle
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One of the two was sold as a slave.
In undergrad philosophy, most exams are simply headshots of famous philosophers that the students have to identify. In post-graduate studies, they use the picture of Nietzsche when he's shaved.
If anyone's curious, Aristotle was Plato's student, so Aristotle is the younger of the two men, and Plato is the older one.
Can't tell if serious or joking...
Oh fuck I'm confusing Socrates and Aristotle! I'm going to go read dialectics in shame.
Plato is the older one
Found Plato.
Isn't that Diogenes?
I think that's a plucked chicken.
I'm pretty sure that's right
Look at Plato carrying that book like he didn't make a good living "teaching the controversy" about writing. Just asking questions mfer.
Aristotle would be the younger one. But you probably knew that. Hard to tell. Good job sir.
It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
Plato is the one with very close relationships to a bunch of young boys.
Aristotle is the one who enjoyed femdom.
Femdom, but from a man pretending to be a woman. Everyone knows there were no women in Greece!
Did I stutter?
Proper femdom, she rode him like a horse and whipped him. We even know her name-Phyllis.
The main characters of the series. We are all just post main arc.
Behold, Plato!
Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, while Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day.
Whiskey was invented in the 15th century...
The mnemonic I learned in school was SPA: Socrates, Plato, Aristotle
So yeah Aristotle is the younger dude simping hardcore for his mentor in the red garb (but really most likely used Plato as a projection canvas for his own ideas in writing)
One is thinking about the sky. The other is thinking about the ground.
Aristotle is the bearded one
Sorry for my stupidity, but I just want to be absolutely sure...
Is he the one with his toes out?
Nope,it's the other one
Ooh, so the one gesturing with his right hand, got it.