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[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

Isn't it because they considered spices for peasants?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

France too! French cooking is WILDLY overrated, they coast by on their desserts and pastries and those are just good cause butter

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Britain stole all those historical artifacts and culture but couldn’t steal a recipe.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

We've stolen lots of recipes. Modern British cuisine is basically a massive rip-off of of every other country's cooking smashed together.

Fusion, if we're being polite about it.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone shit talking fish fingers is going to get a visit from me and my sledgehammer in the middle of the night. You've been warned!

Leave my motherfucking fish fingers out of this!!!

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 minutes ago

Do you like fishdicks?

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

Fish don’t have hands. Where do the fingers come from?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

... you don't want to know

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Walking down a high street in the UK. I smell loads of spices from even the shit takeaways.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

curry doesn't count.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I dated a British girl in high school. She microwave broccoli in water. No salt or seasoning. No butter. No nothing.

She took it out, drained the water and told me her dish was done.

That was the last time she made anything for us.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like me, except I would drink the broccoli water.

Once you reset your palette, cutting out excess salt and sugar and cheap fats, and processed foods, you learn to enjoy the taste of whole foods all on their own. Salted ourselves to taste, which is far less than processed food will add.

[–] Burray_Mookchin@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

...there's gotta be a healthy solution somewhere between industrially processed meals and plain microwave-boiled broccoli

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

A toaster oven, or regular oven I guess if you’re fancy, some olive oil and a sprinkling of red chili flaked will get you done delicious roast broccoli (400°F/205°C for ~15 minutes)

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[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (23 children)

I know that it's mostly a joke, yet it is worth mentioning that those valuable spices were exclusively used by the rich and wealthy. Ordinary people and their food did not benefit from the spice trade at all. If you delve a little bit into culinary history and find out what the aristocrats did with (for example) extremely rare and precious nutmeg the British Empire fought wars over, you want to dig up their bones, revive them, just so that you can kill them again.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

i'm not looking it up i'm just going to pretend i know

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I remember reading that in today's money sugar used to be over £100/kg. Spices probably more. No shit regular people didn't use them much!

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The limies weren't even that big into the spice trade, it was the dutch. You mention nutmeg, nutmeg and cloves came from a certain string of small indonesian islands only. There were some english traders there, when the dutch were trying to monopolize the trade.

The dutch sent a delegation, that angered the natives that killed them. The dutch came back and exterminated the natives. Killed every single one of them, and the english and other traders there.

Edit: Adaman islands if memory serves, fuzzy on the years no time to look up.

[–] Klostein@reddthat.com 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

i'm going back to pretending they just boofed it my version of history is happier

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