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[โ€“] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almonds are seeds, dad. ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Peanuts I say!

[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Definitely a bad idea, can cause kidney stones and other problems due to almonds being high in Oxalates