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I work with a guy who went through something similar. He is ok now, very out and happy with his orientation but still will talk about it, and when he goes home for holidays they still are unaccepting. He's 40 something and they still have not come to terms with his gayness.

My daughter's girlfriend literally started crying one day "you guys are so accepting of me" she practically lives here because her parents are not. WTF, parents? I don't get this. I live my straight lady life, their lives are theirs, their sexual orientation has no effect on me, unless they like assholes, which they do not, all have great boy-or-girlfriends.

Go to your room? drop an "ok boomer", this fucker sounds like he'd explode at it

Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.

Tell him it's hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol

Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.

People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials are being ignored.

Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.

Honestly wouldn't acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I'm wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren't worth your time.

Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?

A: The man has sucked every dick in town.

Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.

Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.

If you're in a situation like anon, get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him "only f*****s need their sons to do stuff for them".

call him a square

The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you've finally made a "real man" friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.

I love how asshole parents assume their health will always be okay, and they’ll never need any kind of home care or a place to live. BURNING BRIDGES IS MORE IMPORTANT!

fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever

gay: gay

And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon's mom.

Time flies when you're a faggot

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Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.