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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Y'all, it's just a cool thing, and a status symbol.

You're really going to tell me that a species that has/had things like decorative paper weights, necklaces, rings, statues, fidget spinners, funko pop figures, and little tiny versions of buildings you flew 8 hours to see for sale near the actual building isn't going to be the same one that in ancient times, was all over a little bronze thing that looks objectively cool once some metal worker figures out how to make one?

It's like none of you have ever met a human before. It doesn't have to do anything. That's the point.

I'm not sure that solves all the problems, like why mostly in gaul and why do they all look mostly the same? I think if it was just a fashion trend you would see them get more elaborate.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

While you may be right, you're basically yelling at humans to not be curious and problem solve.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 0 points 2 hours ago

Not at all.

I'm saying don't over think it.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate coins.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Made my day ❤️

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 hours ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 27 minutes ago

I knew it had something to do with cloth

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 7 hours ago

You mean the spaghetti portion measurer?

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

These are candle holders for when you want to send light in all directions by using candles of various widths. All knowledge of them evaporated because all the users died in mysterious fires.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Did they ever discover what started the fires?

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

It wasn't Billy Joel and his mates, so he says.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

They did try to fight it though.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Nice throw back asshole. I was juste chillin on my balcony, now the dolly zoom crew is laying downstair. Gotta warn thé key grip next time.

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 1 points 44 minutes ago

You know the rules and so do I.....

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down....

[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Those look like objects I would find in Skyrim

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

A new hand touches the decahedron!

[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

An ancient d12!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 8 hours ago

"That is very unlike a coin. You're terrible at this."

[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago

It appears as an Easter egg in Luthen Rael's antique shop in Andor.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 38 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

My preferred theory is that it identifies the bearer as belonging to a group something like a smithies guild.

If there was a practical function someone would have figured it out. It's a lame candle holder, coin counter, and glove knitting template. It's function is symbolic.

It was hard to make, and the materials were costly.

It has specific features that can be described like "it has 12 flat faces with holes" but would be difficult to construct if you had never seen one.

They have often been found with caches of coins, but often found alone as though forgotten or discarded. They had value to some people but they were not treasure.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 14 hours ago

I'm just imagining a thousand years from now some archaeologists is trying to understand the technological purpose of the fidget spinner.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

In other words, they were masterpieces in the original meaning of the word. Masterpiece originally meant not just some great or acclaimed work, but something much more specific. It was the work a guild artisan would use to demonstrate their ultimate skill and earn the title of Master. It was the craftsman equivalent of an academic dissertation. For a specific historical example, see columbine cup.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 15 hours ago

hmmm looks like some sort of religious figurine

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Grok said it's a weapon, so we can eliminate that one.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 48 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, let's eliminate Grok.

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[–] phonics@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

In 1000 years people will find a land fill with fidget spinners and wonder the same.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Or finger traps.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

In fact, my hypothesis (it's mine, you can't have it) is that the Roman empire fell due to everybody being constantly distressed and distracted because they kept losing their fidget dodecahedrons all over Europe.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

So you claim your hypothesis is nonfungible? Watch me funge up your hypothesis!

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 47 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Roman Dodecahedrons - my favored theory was that they were used to make wool gloves. Indeed, when I looked into it, someone had done this. AFAIK, cool as they are, and as many of them as have been found, no one really knows what purpose they served.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no evidence of knitting in the Roman Empire, which if it was there is weird when you consider how much art they made that shows other parts of their daily lives and how many deities they had for every aspect of life.

The solid ones would also be completely useless for knitting gloves. And why are these typically found in hoards of money if they’re a part of domestic life? It just doesn’t fit the available evidence. I don’t think it’s a bad idea, but it doesn’t work to explain all of them.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

There is no evidence of knitting in the Roman Empire

Those necklaces were Roman made.

Also really expensive even back then if you ask me.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Those look braided rather than knitted

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

My bad, call it braiding.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is this really considered knitting and not metalworking?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t think most knitters would be able to do anything with a bunch of wire, and it doesn’t seem like the dodecahedrons have the kind of wear that wire crafting would entail. I also don’t know that crafting wire into a necklace would necessarily translate to skill in knitting gloves, or even mean people would have the idea for it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Gloves? In southern Italy? What for?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Ask the people who think the dodecahedrons are for knitting, because that’s the only thing they’d be able to knit with it :p

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think it's pretty obvious they're for playing Tullianums et Dracones. Probably editio III since it had the most d10 use.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

The Roman Plumbus.

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