There’s a certain style of sign:
- Centered text
- Inconsistent capitalization
- Way more different sizes/fonts/colors than necessary
- Strange punctuation
- Usually “Dear ; ; ; ”
Idk what is broken in people’s brains that makes this specific pattern happen so much.
Edit:
Had to track down this sign hanging in my in-laws’ house.

(We have a house and a kid. We’ve been living together for 14 years. Idk man.)
