this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

There’s a certain style of sign:

  • Centered text
  • Inconsistent capitalization
  • Way more different sizes/fonts/colors than necessary
  • Strange punctuation
  • Usually “Dear ; ; ;

Idk what is broken in people’s brains that makes this specific pattern happen so much.

Edit:

Had to track down this sign hanging in my in-laws’ house.

(We have a house and a kid. We’ve been living together for 14 years. Idk man.)

But what do the chicken eat?

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

More like ragebait than funny :/

[–] crispbacon99@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Bites a chunk of bark from tree

Can't you see, I'm a vegan look at me harharhar.

This meme is so stupid, it doesn't even make sense

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 48 seconds ago

Well, the other annoying part is that chickens themselves eat plants. More plants than if you ate the same calories in plants yourself, because they also need some calories to flap their wings.

So, if you want to minimize the number of plants killed, you actually have to exclusively eat plants...

Cinnamon is a pretty good bark tho