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[–] Ertain@feddit.online 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 1 day ago
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

Next they will tell me there people out there surfing buttholes

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago
[–] NessD@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Time to wash away the tears.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

Black hole sun won't you come? Wash away the rain.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that song, makes all my hairs stand on end like I'm hearing some fundamental emotional truth or something, but theres absolutely no meaning to any of it, just a bunch of words he thought sounded cool.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm primed by knowing about Chris Cornell's depression, but I always interpreted the lyrics as a prayer for death. Like everything sucks, so he's asking for the sun to go supernova and take us all away.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago

That's how I took it and the music video. Everyone is fake creepy smiles, getting torn away and nothing matters

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Weirdly that never occurred to me before. Totally fits.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

I was just listening to that. Poor Chris man, we lost a real one.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago

Heaven send Hell away, No one sings like you anymore...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wash away the rain...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We all know that's a photoshopped anus

Barry Zuckerkorn: Its balls.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You need to see a doctor 🫣

[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

hang my head

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you're close enough for the neutrinos to be an issue then everything else it's putting out has already turned you into an exotic plasma.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to spend some time as an exotic plasma.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hey isn't exotic plasma that thing ghosts leave behind in Ghostbusters?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ooooh... exotic

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for subtracting from the point.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you’re going to try and make a physics joke, you can’t bungle the physics.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

I didn't bumble the physics. The point of the joke is that any number of things would prevent the person from cumming, even just the neutrino flux. It assumes a certain knowledge of physics. Then the "umm aktually" chud had to come out of the woodwork and ruin it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Just reverse the polarity of the thing into a neutrino anti-flux.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Steal the warm wind, tired friend