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[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

on the shitpost meter you score 20%

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can remember my first dick pic. I, 15, met some guy in his 30s in some yahoo chat room. I remember waiting so patiently to see what he looked like. As that's what I thought the photo was.

He told me he would buy me a plane ticket to see him.

How sweet.

Line by line. Waiting. Waiting. Another line.

A blurry dark photo. Hard to tell what it was.

Another line of pixels . Another.

The anticipation..

Another line.

Oh. Hey. Ya, pretty sure that's a dick. Cancel that.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A similar but also opposite experience in many ways: I vividly remember me and a friend (teenage boys, mid 90s) waiting for a picture of a naked lady on some website, slowly loading line by line. Took forever. Finally it failed when it got to her chest, just above the boobs we wanted to see 😢

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I mentioned a meme I saw to a friend of mine and it turns out he doesn’t have social media at all. He just said “The mediocrity of it…” and we went back to talking about other stuff again.

He had a point.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 101 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lemmy is the only social media I have, it’s a peaceful life.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

YouTube is my other social media and it's getting stale quickly

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I turned YouTube history off and just watch videos through “my subscriptions”

For me it’s a game changer

[–] xylol@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I basically did the same thing but have a YouTube downloader that puts them on my Plex server. So I can watch a show then like a YouTube video and call it a night

[–] ProfessorGlorps@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wanted to set that up to for a while. But I don't have a home server, just a seedbox and it's limited in what I can do. What software are you using?

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

I'm using pinchflat on it. The trickiest part was just the naming scheme in pinchflat for the videos and the library configuration on plex so it shows them correctly.

Also I got blocked by YouTube a few times because I would pause it for a while then start it up and it would download way too many so they would block me for like a month

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[–] protist@retrofed.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

YouTube is still amazing, you just have to ignore the algorithm, which is easy enough through subscriptions

I was trying to find background music the other day while I did chores. Unless you know a specifc channel, there's a good chance your search takes you to Aimusic instead of music.


I've been known for having strong opinions from time to time

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why ignore the algorithm? Some of my favorite creators I found through the algorithm (suggested videos, homepage, etc). I just ignore the ones you don't like, you'll see less and less of them.

Example: A few weeks ago it tried to show me videos of Charlie Kirk, I marked them as boring and after 3 attempts it got the message and I haven't seen one since.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 1 points 22 hours ago

You're right about this, but getting it right can take some work. YouTube makes recommendations based on your watch history and input, so you have to go in and remove videos from your history you don't want to influence what you see. But a big problem IMO is that the algorithm recommends things only based on what you've watched recently, and not based on your subscriptions

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just use Lemmy, fuck the technocrats

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Where mediocrity is an aspirational goal

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember when there really weren't images because those were too slow to load.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Images loading pixel by pixel, line by line, took ages. I don't think I ever saw one full full-size photo for the first few years I was online.

Porn sites were a experience. I would load the first 1/6th of the image and be done. The rest was up to the imagination.

I was basically a crude LLM where I had to generate the rest of the image with minimal input.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I remember when we started getting images

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I find it ironic and satisfying that the image link for your post is broken, and that's how, like, 99% of the images actually work.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I'm in jerboa, and if I click on the link/broken image symbol the image loads. I haven't checked web interface but I can later.

It's a quirk of some sites. Or using mp4, idk.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] myyass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember buying a "yellow pages style" book of what websites you could go to and half of them didn't work? lol

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never had that, but I remember actually surfing the web of links between pages in the time before search engines.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

All word of mouth back then, you would have a friend of a friend tell you about a website they visited. Then as soon as you got home you would pray you remembered the address as text-messaging was not a thing yet.

People were always asking, do you got any good websites when?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I knew we were in trouble when Stumbleupon went down.

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not happy that I'm flying.

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[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Where you can log on, log on, log on

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm old enough to remember when the World Wide Web was so new it had to use the full URL to differentiate itself from established services like Telnet and Gopher.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Al Gores internet. It was a good time.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah. It used to all just come from ebaums world and Ian's shoelace site.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There are now 6 websites.

https://xkcd.com/927/

[–] NCSK@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago

you missed an opportunity to screenshot this from Reddit and post it here

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't this post ironic, dontcha think?

It's like raaaaaiiiiin...

I love the fediverse because it filters those screenshots down to the best ones. You all do great work!

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private equity firm but for memes

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

shit, you got images on your first websites?

lucky.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they were all drawn in Paint. Kids these days don’t have the patience to watch an image load one line at a time.

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[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Eh, ish. It used to be only four:

Something Awful

Ebaum's World

YTMND

4 Chan

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Umm actually we also had Lemon party. But plebs like you probably haven't heard of it.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember watching the Netscape animation in excitement waiting for something cool to load in the browser window even if it was probably "under construction" 🚧

Haven't felt anything like that sitting in front of a computer in a very long time.

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