this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
486 points (90.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41936 readers
4574 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Arc Raiders players be like:

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where the hell did you find a Kmart?

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think it's still fairly common in Australia. And probably a lot nicer than the American version.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, I hear they have buttplugs that can hide spare keys.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

I don’t think the yanks have Kmart anymore

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's also a good hide a key. You can bet no one will touch that if they see it laying around.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

never lose keys again

I guess if it pops open then they won't be "lost", but the flared base won't help get them out.

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"Durable metal design"

"Ideal for home, business or travel"

They definitely knew

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (26 children)
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately?

load more comments (25 replies)
[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

If it was in your ass you'd know.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

That is a very personal key holder.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Well no one's gonna grab it are they

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

"wait a second, just let me get out the keys"

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›