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Should have just called the college IT technician to corroborate his version.
> look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)
> run an update for the os through the command line
> sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send "Finished updating!"
> minimize the terminal emulator
> wait until update is finished
> close the terminal emulator
> mfw nothing crazy happens
look, if you're using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there's a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you're hacking into the mainframe... still the story is definitely exaggerated
I doubt the parents called the police on OP for hacking. Parents just get angry or ground their kids for "hacking".
Wait, you're saying this is fake?
What, people would li...e on the internet!? *clutches pearls*
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Linux is a gateway drug. Habitual use can lead to harder OSes, which are also Linux.
Linux is just a gateway drug to TempleOS
"druh"... Cringe. We're not on TikTok. You can speak like a human being here. You're not monetizing your comments.
I've fat fingered and my autocorrect did not register it because it is valid Czech word.
Sorry. I genuinely thought you were following this modern social media ad friendly vernacular stuff...
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