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Wear your seatbelt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 9 months ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I get in trouble if you don't wear your seatbelt shit head, put it on

[–] Candice_the_elephant@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Buy drugs, wear your seatbelt, don't speed, obey the road rules, be white. These are the secrets to not being pulled over with drugs in your car.

Only break one law at a time.

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