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[–] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I don’t want ducks in my coffee either.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

Foie gratte

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 7 hours ago

Damnit babe, this is the third time this week you've tried to serve me dick coffee.

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

His own dick in his coffee is fine though.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

TIL people have different tastes in coffee than me.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Some like their coffee to be more filling.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago

He doesn't want other people's dicks in his coffee, only in his ass

[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Listen Dan, the sooner you admit you’re gay af the happier you’ll be.

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm more worried about whoever got their dick in my hot coffee. You need medical attention, bruh.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

🤷🏻 Seems reasonable...