I don’t want ducks in my coffee either.
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Damnit babe, this is the third time this week you've tried to serve me dick coffee.
His own dick in his coffee is fine though.
TIL people have different tastes in coffee than me.
Some like their coffee to be more filling.
He doesn't want other people's dicks in his coffee, only in his ass
Listen Dan, the sooner you admit you’re gay af the happier you’ll be.
I'm more worried about whoever got their dick in my hot coffee. You need medical attention, bruh.
🤷🏻 Seems reasonable...